Me, Obama, and Monkey Gods

May the Baptist Church God and may my mom's Watchtower Bible & Tract Society of Goose Lips, North Dakota, Jumpin-Jack-Flash Jehovah's Witness Gods forgive me... but I have been talking to the Monkey Gods about worldly problems a lot...lately. In a dream (via USA_Admiral) I was sent this vision...


Tell me if I'm wrong but didn't he just disappear a good chunk of missile defense? Dude wants to save us all (and right freeking now) with his Obamacare but I guess national defense is some kinda booshit the American people can do without.