The Evolution of Conservatism

As I remember it, the original Boston Tea Party was a demonstration against government.

Now, thanks to the miracle of modern conservatism, you can enjoy one organized by the fucking government. Or two governments rather. Actually, an entire governor's association.

Honest to Christ, it really is coming to this. It really is all over. A once proud political and intellectual movement has officially been swallowed whole by its own stupidity.