You can't make this up.
A man, or at least a semi-upright humanoid with presumably an x and a y chromosome, was arrested for stealing almost $300 worth of groceries from a Charlotte (NC) supermarket.
Hey, it's close to Christmas. Got a hungry family, gotta steal as a last resort, right?
Wrong.
The scumbag was stealing rib eyes, baby back ribs, sausage, bags of shrimp, smoked turkey. . .
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