"That's the good thing about ducks, they don't have any nipples."
Today's Tradewinds theme- Chuck Norris jokes.
Enjoy.
Things Are Funner Here:
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
When Chuck Norris was born he punched his way out of his mother's womb. Hence the term "C-section".
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit form anyone.
All Tribe Baseball:
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris in the leg and after five hours of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They have since been renamed "The Islands."
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pair of horses in the chin. Their descendants are now known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris bemoans the fact that the typical American is unaware that Walker, Texas Ranger is an unscripted reality show.
Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the sitcom Full House. He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olson triplets.
Thanks again to Julie and Jack for the trades!
(...Joe)
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