The bible is so full of euphemisms and subtext, who knew?Man of God = Homeless, wandering derelict.This adaptation of a Lifetime Channel movie featuring Eva Longoria, Nathan Fillion and The Hoff is from Pictures Stories from the Bible - Old Testament #4 (1943)
Gave bread = Had sex with.
Rest yourself = Have sex.
Kind woman = Hottie.
Pray = Do it like crazed goats 3 or 4 times day while her husband was out in the fields working for their daily bread.
Good Prophet = Deadbeat Dad.
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